William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin’ Shark and/or Other Stories is a chooseable path adventure that brings together three distinct plotlines with multiple playable characters. This, of course, includes the one in which you, playing as William Shakespeare, will absolutely get to punch a shark. You will have your choice of shark. You will have your choice of punch (from gentle love tap to the mind-shattering widowmaker). You will have some really justified reasons to punch the shark, and you will also have the option to hug the shark instead and then live happily ever after with that shark.